by Noël Coward
Loft Theatre Company, February 2006
Director: Gordon Vallins
This jolly romp gave me a chance to transform my appearance in the
most extreme manner since 1998’s A Tomb
with a View. Although the character of Charles Condomine
in Coward’s "improbable farce" is supposed to be a couple of
years younger than me, I tend to look young on stage and the director
felt that physically I needed "more gravitas". The beard was his
idea; shaving the top of my head was mine. Needless to say, I
regretted it once I’d done it and, for the two weeks of the run,
spent every waking moment not on stage wearing a baseball cap. It
does look right for the character though and I earned brownie points
for doing it.
This is me with Ruth Carter playing the ghost of my first wife,
Elvira.
"Is there anybody there?" The first séance: left to right,
Jeremy Heynes as Dr Bradman, Ann Williams as Ruth Condomine, Vicky
Whitehill as Madame Arcati, me and Christine Ingall as Mrs Bradman.